Are you prepared to…
…acknowledge that the Harry Potter books are filled with evil?
…change your life??
…go to hell if you don’t see this show???
Of course you are!
Because The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical! is tonight at 7:30 PM at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre!
Starring: Michael Kayne Ryan Dunkin Sarah Claspell Michael Martin Tim Dunn Natasha RothwellCody LindquistKirk D’amato Jonathan DeMuth Don Fanelli Amber Petty Mike Still
Book and Lyrics by Achilles Stamatelaky Music by Ari Scott Directed by Ryan Karels
The show is SOLD OUT but there will be  STAND-BY LINE!
So stand-by… FOR JESUS!

Are you prepared to…

…acknowledge that the Harry Potter books are filled with evil?

…change your life??

…go to hell if you don’t see this show???

Of course you are!

Because The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical! is tonight at 7:30 PM at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre!

Starring:
Michael Kayne
Ryan Dunkin
Sarah Claspell
Michael Martin
Tim Dunn
Natasha Rothwell
Cody Lindquist
Kirk D’amato
Jonathan DeMuth
Don Fanelli
Amber Petty
Mike Still

Book and Lyrics by Achilles Stamatelaky
Music by Ari Scott
Directed by Ryan Karels

The show is SOLD OUT but there will be  STAND-BY LINE!

So stand-by… FOR JESUS!

Above: At our tech rehearsal, writer Achilles sings and kicks… FOR JESUS!  (photo by Sarah “I Hate Satan” Claspell)
The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Presents: A Harry Potter Musical! is now SOLD OUT!
But if you want to see the show — AND BE SAVED — we will have a stand-by line.  Because God doesn’t give up on anyone!  (Unless you’re REALLY gay, in which case He thinks you’re a lost cause!)
So don’t go to that silly Harry Potter movie and instead come to The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre on Friday, July 15th at 7:30 PM and change your lifestyle choices!

Above: At our tech rehearsal, writer Achilles sings and kicks… FOR JESUS!  (photo by Sarah “I Hate Satan” Claspell)

The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Presents: A Harry Potter Musical! is now SOLD OUT!

But if you want to see the show — AND BE SAVED — we will have a stand-by line.  Because God doesn’t give up on anyone!  (Unless you’re REALLY gay, in which case He thinks you’re a lost cause!)

So don’t go to that silly Harry Potter movie and instead come to The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre on Friday, July 15th at 7:30 PM and change your lifestyle choices!

Some guy named G found our flyer stuck to a garbage can somewhere in New York City and advertised it on his website!  (Full story here)
GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS, PEOPLE!
If you want to be like G — maybe G stands for GOD??? — then make reservations for The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical! on Friday, July 15th at 7:30 PM at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre!
It’s almost sold out, so you should MAKE RESERVATIONS NOW!

Some guy named G found our flyer stuck to a garbage can somewhere in New York City and advertised it on his website!  (Full story here)

GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS, PEOPLE!

If you want to be like G — maybe G stands for GOD??? — then make reservations for The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical! on Friday, July 15th at 7:30 PM at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre!

It’s almost sold out, so you should MAKE RESERVATIONS NOW!

Here’s a picture from a recent rehearsal.
WOW!  LOOK AT ALL THOSE GOD-FEARING, WITCHCRAFT-HATING PEOPLE!
Reservations are almost gone for our show, The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical!
The show is this Friday, July 15th at 7:30 PM at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre.
So what are you waiting for?  For Hell to freeze over???  (That won’t happen for at least another few years!)
MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS NOW!

Here’s a picture from a recent rehearsal.

WOW!  LOOK AT ALL THOSE GOD-FEARING, WITCHCRAFT-HATING PEOPLE!

Reservations are almost gone for our show, The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical!

The show is this Friday, July 15th at 7:30 PM at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre.

So what are you waiting for?  For Hell to freeze over???  (That won’t happen for at least another few years!)

MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS NOW!

NOOOO!
The U.S. premiere of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2 was last night!  Which means that SATAN IS AT OUR DOORSTEP, PEOPLE!!!
We can’t let this continue!  The only way to save our children from learning about witchcraft and magic is to eliminate it from our lives and replace it with THE BIBLE!
You can help do your part by coming to The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical! 
We guarantee our show will be better than the movie because you WON’T GO TO HELL AFTERWARDS!
The show is this Friday, July 15th at 7:30 PM at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre.  Tickets are going fast so
MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS NOW!!!

NOOOO!

The U.S. premiere of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2 was last night!  Which means that SATAN IS AT OUR DOORSTEP, PEOPLE!!!

We can’t let this continue!  The only way to save our children from learning about witchcraft and magic is to eliminate it from our lives and replace it with THE BIBLE!

You can help do your part by coming to The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical! 

We guarantee our show will be better than the movie because you WON’T GO TO HELL AFTERWARDS!

The show is this Friday, July 15th at 7:30 PM at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre.  Tickets are going fast so

MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS NOW!!!

An exclusive rehearsal outtake from The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical!

What amazingly talented musicians who also happen to HATE WITCHCRAFT!

The show is THIS FRIDAY at 7:30 PM at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre

MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS NOW!!!

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Rupert Grint feels “empty and lost” now Potter’s over
Rupert Grint is having a difficult time letting go of the Harry Potter films, saying that he feels “empty and lost”.
Many  people are feeling a bit glum in the wake of the franchise’s final  release, but none more so than Grint as he told the press:
“I  loved every minute of it, and I’m really going to miss it. I felt empty  and a bit lost, and it’s taken me a while to accept it’s over…”

You feel “empty” and “lost” after doing 8 movies about magic and witchcraft?
No surprise here!
Rupert: The only thing that can make your life worth it is by now investing your time and energy into something more fulfilling than a lucrative and iconic film franchise.
So, put down that Harry Potter script and pick up that BIBLE!  It might not tell you how to play your scene, but it will tell you how to LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!
And, while you’re at it, why not go see The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical! on Friday, July 15th at 7:30 PM at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre???
MAKE RESERVATIONS NOW!

totalfilm:

Rupert Grint feels “empty and lost” now Potter’s over

Rupert Grint is having a difficult time letting go of the Harry Potter films, saying that he feels “empty and lost”.

Many people are feeling a bit glum in the wake of the franchise’s final release, but none more so than Grint as he told the press:

“I loved every minute of it, and I’m really going to miss it. I felt empty and a bit lost, and it’s taken me a while to accept it’s over…”

You feel “empty” and “lost” after doing 8 movies about magic and witchcraft?

No surprise here!

Rupert: The only thing that can make your life worth it is by now investing your time and energy into something more fulfilling than a lucrative and iconic film franchise.

So, put down that Harry Potter script and pick up that BIBLE!  It might not tell you how to play your scene, but it will tell you how to LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!

And, while you’re at it, why not go see The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical! on Friday, July 15th at 7:30 PM at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre???

MAKE RESERVATIONS NOW!

Our show is featured in WNYC's listings of Harry Potter-related events!
Here is the description from their website:

Leave it to the Upright Citizens Brigade (UCB) to turn your lamentations  into laughter after the final Potter credits have rolled. The theater’s  first installment of Potter-themed UCB entertainment, “A Harry Potter Musical,”  presents a curious addition to Potter’s traditional mix of characters:  Jesus. The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players will perform their take on  Rowling’s series, in which evil wizards face off against the man  himself. This satirical show may deviate slightly (read: almost  entirely) from the series’ original text, but it is sure to be  entertaining in its own right. The musical theater performance begins at  7:30 p.m. on Friday, July 15. Reserve tickets — which are highly recommended — are $10 each. Upright Citizens Brigade, Manhattan.

Satire???  There’s NOTHING satirical about our show!  It is completely true and real and honest!
So if you despise how people are being exposed to dark magic and Satanism, then please come to our show.
MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS NOW!

Our show is featured in WNYC's listings of Harry Potter-related events!

Here is the description from their website:

Leave it to the Upright Citizens Brigade (UCB) to turn your lamentations into laughter after the final Potter credits have rolled. The theater’s first installment of Potter-themed UCB entertainment, “A Harry Potter Musical,” presents a curious addition to Potter’s traditional mix of characters: Jesus. The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players will perform their take on Rowling’s series, in which evil wizards face off against the man himself. This satirical show may deviate slightly (read: almost entirely) from the series’ original text, but it is sure to be entertaining in its own right. The musical theater performance begins at 7:30 p.m. on Friday, July 15. Reserve tickets — which are highly recommended — are $10 each. Upright Citizens Brigade, Manhattan.

Satire???  There’s NOTHING satirical about our show!  It is completely true and real and honest!

So if you despise how people are being exposed to dark magic and Satanism, then please come to our show.

MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS NOW!

We are featured in a magazine called "TimeOutNY" for their Harry Potter events listing next week.
Here is their description of our show:

Even though J.K. Rowling’s series is full of witchcraft, dark magic and  hormonal teenagers, that doesn’t mean that evangelical groups can’t  enjoy the books too! Okay, it probably does. But that’s why the Kirk  Cameron Repertory Players have created A Harry Potter Musical (Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, 307 W 26th St between Eighth and Ninth Aves; ucbtheatre.com; July 15 at 7:30pm; $10)—it’s  actually a spoof by UCBT performers—which features Potter-inspired  tunes with overtly conservative Christian themes. And yes, there will be  references to Kirk Cameron.

A SPOOF??? 
This is REAL, folks!  Our message is as real as the existence of GOD HIMSELF!!!
If you don’t believe us, then see for yourself!  (Because seeing is believing!  Unless you are God.)
Make reservations for The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical! on Friday, July 15th at 7:30 PM at The Upright Citizens Brigade!
MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS NOW!

We are featured in a magazine called "TimeOutNY" for their Harry Potter events listing next week.

Here is their description of our show:

Even though J.K. Rowling’s series is full of witchcraft, dark magic and hormonal teenagers, that doesn’t mean that evangelical groups can’t enjoy the books too! Okay, it probably does. But that’s why the Kirk Cameron Repertory Players have created A Harry Potter Musical (Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, 307 W 26th St between Eighth and Ninth Aves; ucbtheatre.com; July 15 at 7:30pm; $10)—it’s actually a spoof by UCBT performers—which features Potter-inspired tunes with overtly conservative Christian themes. And yes, there will be references to Kirk Cameron.

A SPOOF??? 

This is REAL, folks!  Our message is as real as the existence of GOD HIMSELF!!!

If you don’t believe us, then see for yourself!  (Because seeing is believing!  Unless you are God.)

Make reservations for The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical! on Friday, July 15th at 7:30 PM at The Upright Citizens Brigade!

MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS NOW!

Stephen Hawking says there is no heaven!
And Kirk Cameron lays the smackdown on him by saying Yes, There IS!!!

"Professor Hawking is heralded as ‘the genius of Britain,’ yet he  believes in the scientific impossibility that nothing created everything  and that life sprang from non-life." The former teen heartthrob steamed  to TMZ.  “Why should anyone believe Mr. Hawking’s writings if he cannot provide  evidence for his unscientific belief that out of nothing, everything  came?”

YES!!!  (Click the picture above for more information on this showdown!)
If you want more where that came from, then check out The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical! on Friday, July 15th at 7:30 PM at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre!  You’ll get a dose of the truth, just like Stephen Hawking did!
If you think you’re so smart, then you wouldn’t mind being corrected by the TRUTH!
MAKE RESERVATIONS NOW!

Stephen Hawking says there is no heaven!

And Kirk Cameron lays the smackdown on him by saying Yes, There IS!!!

"Professor Hawking is heralded as ‘the genius of Britain,’ yet he believes in the scientific impossibility that nothing created everything and that life sprang from non-life." The former teen heartthrob steamed to TMZ. “Why should anyone believe Mr. Hawking’s writings if he cannot provide evidence for his unscientific belief that out of nothing, everything came?”

YES!!!  (Click the picture above for more information on this showdown!)

If you want more where that came from, then check out The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical! on Friday, July 15th at 7:30 PM at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre!  You’ll get a dose of the truth, just like Stephen Hawking did!

If you think you’re so smart, then you wouldn’t mind being corrected by the TRUTH!

MAKE RESERVATIONS NOW!