This week’s Entertainment Weekly magazine features more articles about Harry Potter than you can shake a cross-shaped stick at!
THIS IS WRONG!
Where is Jesus and God in the pages of this “entertainment magazine?” The only things we consider “entertainment” are unoffensive Christian guitar-rock, the works of Kirk Cameron (of course!), reading about — or watching — sinners BURN IN HELL!
So don’t pick up this magazine. You’d be promoting witchcraft and Satanism if you do! Instead, pick up your computer, log on to the internet, and make reservations for some real Fundamentalist Christian entertainment: The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical!
The show is on Friday, July 15th at 7:30 PM at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre.
